Whoa! Long time no talkie! I know you were dying to know where I went. . . Your loins, just quivering in anticipation, waiting for my next entry. The truth is, I started to feel a little overwhelmed with everything happening in life, and decided that things needed to be simplified for a little bit. * * * * * Probably the most exciting thing was when my wife pissed all over herself and the bathroom floor! You must understand, …